Genetically Modified Orgasms

by Roger Alford

The Sydney Morning Herald is reporting that MP Jason Wood is requesting an investigation into genetically modified orgasms.

I support the member for McMillan’s call for the government to conduct an independent broad-ranging scientific investigation into the genetic modification of food and biotechnology to assess not only the health of the crops and the food, but also the potential for contamination, the commercial implications for Australian primary industry, and the benefits and risks associated with genetically modified orgasms, orgasms,” Mr Wood said.

I sure hope the WTO doesn’t rule that these GMOs violate international law.

2 Responses

  1. The article you link to notes:

    He did not correct his mistake, instead moving on rather hurriedly to the climax of his speech.

    The reporter was clearly having a lot of fun with this assignment…

  2. I love that his name is Mr. Wood.


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