Quotable Quotes from the ASIL Annual Meeting
Here are some choice quotes from the ASIL annual meeting, all taken out of context for maximum effect:
The real problem with cyber-security is that Viagra is too expensive.
~ Christopher Soghoian
International arbitration is like a Jackson Pollock painting. There is order, but it takes an expert in fractal geometry to see it.
~ Stephan Schill
These missiles are incredibly cheap, only $60,000 a piece, which is why I have recommended to ASIL that they buy some with your annual dues.
~ Rosa Brooks
My favorite investment arbitration case was the one brought by a man who had his wallet stolen in a Mexican jail and demanded justice before the U.S.-Mexican Claims Commission.
~ Jennifer Thornton
For all of you in the audience who are directly involved in the Chevron-Ecuador case, please don’t attach my house.
~ Ralph Steinhardt
If I can leave you with one message it would be this: Never, ever cite geographic coordinates without a reference datum.
~ Martin Pratt
The problem with war is that it is never humane. It always involves real people. Even soldiers are people.
~ Louise Doswald-Beck