The Bear Is Back!

Well, at least it is in Michelle Bachmann’s world:

I would say it’s a unified message. It really is about jobs and the economy. That doesn’t mean people haven’t [sic] forgotten about protecting life and marriage and the sanctity of the family. People are very concerned about that as well. But what people recognize is that there’s a fear that the United States is in an unstoppable decline. They see the rise of China, the rise of India, the rise of the Soviet Union and our loss militarily going forward. And especially with this very bad debt ceiling bill, what we have done is given a favor to President Obama and the first thing he’ll whack is five hundred billion out of the military defense at a time when we’re fighting three wars. People recognize that.

Elect that woman immediately!  We have to find some way to end the blockade of Berlin and keep ICBMs out of the hands of the Cubans.

Dr. Bachmann’s non-existent doctorate was obviously in Soviet Studies.