Ban Ki-moon Wants to Give Me $6.3 Million!

by Kevin Jon Heller

Honestly, he does.  The email doesn’t lie:

Attention, Beneficiary

Due to the petitions received by the UN, I Secretary-General Ban ki-moon from all over the continent in regards to the fraudulent activities going on in the West Africa sub-region with security’s agent and diplomats who has been delaying people’s funds, consignment and valuables in their custody and demand outrageous fees to get their consignment released to them.

We have been having meeting for 7 months which ended days ago with the former Secretary-General (Hon. Kofi Annan) to the UNITED NATIONS. However, We went to the African head quarters in NIGERIA on the 15TH OCTOBER, 2010 and set up this committee with sole aim of settling all these anomalies and due to that we are contacting you today in that regards.

This email is to all people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$ 6,300,000.00 This includes every foriegn contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc.

We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you, these have been agreed upon and have been duly signed. Therefore, we are happy to inform you that an arrangement has perfectly been concluded to effect your payment as soon as possible in our bid to be very transparent.

However, it is our pleasure to inform you that your ATM Card Number: 5428 0500 1100 4432 has been approved and upgraded in your favor. Meanwhile, your Secret Pin Number will be available as soon as you confirm to us the receipt of your ATM CARD.

The ATM Card Value is $6,300,000.00 USD Only. You are advised that a maximum withdrawal value of US$4,000.00 is permitted daily. And its is duly inter-switched and you can make withdrawal in any location of the ATM Center of your choice/nearest to you any where in the world. We have also concluded delivery arrangement with our accredited courier service Company to oversee the delivery of the ATM Card to you without any further delay.

Be informed that your response would be by telephone or through email Only.

Any further delay will be the pleasure of the UNRC to use your fund to help the people who have been displaced in Darfur, Sudan Africa which you can see it in this site and the Tsunami’s victims in Asia. So you are hereby advice to forward to this office Director ATM SWIFT CARD Department. Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your correct mailing address where you want him to send the ATM to you.

Contact Person Apostle (Dr.) Hayford Ikponmwonsa Alile immediately for your ATM SWIFT CARD. E-mail:dr [dot] hayfordsalille [at] one [dot] co [dot] il  We are working according to the constitution binding this committee as well as helping the less privilege through this means. You will be required to contact the above mentioned institution via telephone or email. Hoping to hear from you as soon as you receive your ATM

4.A Copy Of Your Identity Attached To e-mail

Mr. Ban Ki-moon
Secretary-General (UNITED NATIONS) ©.

I’m a bit torn about what to do with my new-found fortune. Since I’m limited to $4,000 per day, it will take about four years for me to withdraw all the money. Perhaps I should just let the money be given to the IDP in Darfur, instead.

And who knew the UN issued ATM cards?

5 Responses

  1. hahahahahaha

  2. You are such a lucky man, my friend.

  3. Some people get such high class spam.  I am SO envious!

  4. No matter how high caliber the spam it always seems to be Nigeria for some reason….

  5. You really ought to leave at least half of it for the people in Darfur, don’t you think?

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