The Global Perils of Christmas
In news worthy of the Onion, here are a few stories circulating around the world about the global perils of Christmas: 1. According to a recent survey of Amalgamated Order of Real Bearded Santas, just under one-third of all Santas have been urinated on by children, 60 percent have been coughed and sneezed on, and close to 90 percent have...