Why Is Britain Intentionally Using Weapons of Mass Destruction?
I refer, of course, to the British Navy's use of the music of Britney Spears to scare off Somali pirates: In an excellent case of "here's a sentence you won't read every day", Britney Spears has emerged as an unlikely figurehead in the fight against Somali pirates. According to reports, Britney's hits, including Oops! I Did It Again and Baby One More Time, are being employed by...