The Truth About Law School Rankings

There are plenty of reasons to be suspicious of the annual law school rankings published by US News & World Report. Law deans have long argued that the rankings are “arbitrary,” “inherently flawed,” and “unworthy of being an important influence on the choice” of law schools.

But a law student in Washington D.C. has recently uncovered evidence indicating that it is far worse than we ever suspected. According to information discovered earlier this week, the US News law school rankings are part of a terrorist plot by Osama bin Laden to undermine the rule of law in America.

Bin Laden’s first target: GWU School of Law, alma mater of many a Foggy Bottom lawyer. Details here.