Evening Wear Accoutrement Can Be So Destabilizing

For you, dear reader, I risked life and limb to obtain the schematics of the video/GPS Swatch that the OPCD’s interpreter used to undermine Libya’s national security.  After assuming deep cover, prowling some of the world’s most dangerous locales, and making contact with too many shadowy characters to count, I finally succeeded.  Here it is — look at your own risk:

The threat is self-evident.  Thank God for the Libyan government’s vigilance!